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A thousand dollar bass
You write (rip?) the check
I don't have enough for a pick
How much for just one string?
You goddamn

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Oww!

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'Scuse me, sir, I'd like to buy one guitar string and your cheapest picks

Man, you must really be frustrated (you fuckin' asshole)
Play guitar like you're constipated
All that hair covering up your neck
I say you could go to heck
You goddamn

A thousand dollar
With the Japanese (?)
I don't have enough for a pick
I just wanna buy some strings
You goddamn

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