Bottle Intro
[Opening]
Woo!
Most awarded sparkling wine brand in U.S. competition
Brut Cuvee champaign, eleven point five percent alcohol
According to surgeon general
Women should not drink alcohol during pregnancy
Because of the risks of birth defect
Consumption of alcohol beverages
Impairs your ability to drive a car or operate machinery
And may cause health problems
Chill well before opening
Sparkling wine, under pressure
Do not shake, to open point bottle away from self or others
Remove hood, hold stopper firmly
And slowly twist out by hand
Never open with a corkscrew
Well then, better sip this shit