Theme From ‘super Skrull’

On the Skrull home world in a secret laboratory
They modified a chromosome and so begins the story
Of a Skrull whose nearly impossible chore
Is to battle and defeat the Fantastic Four
He's Super Skrull--incredible!
He's as geechy as Nietzsche and that's no bull
Though to us he seems preposterous
It's really not for us to just
Pass a rash judgement on the Super Skrull
Cause his left arm can stretch
Like it's made out of plastic:
It's as elastic as Mr. Fantastic
His right arm's got orange rocks for skin:
From the shoulder down he's as strong as big Ben Grimm
He can turn one leg invisible
Which really isn't all that practical
Unless you're extremely gullible
You won't be fooled by Super Skrull
His other leg is flammable
(The same thing as inflammable)
He crossed his legs and then he learned
His invisible leg could still get burned
Though his appearance is comical
And raises many questions anatomical
His features aren't as malleable
As the features of his fellow Skrull
From his hat down to his shoes
He wears unstable molecules
He's endorsing RC Cola
And cruising chicks with Arnim Zola
He's not even possible
But what the hell, he's Super Skrull!
He can't tie his shoes without an oven mitt
And he has a hard time finding shirts that fit
Painfully implausible
Technically impossible
Socks? He's got a closet full
His favorite band is Jethro Tull
He's not just any ordinary Skrull, he's Super Skrull!