The Biggest Problem

[Verse 1]
There's something off about the way you said, "Hi."
This morning on my line
You read from a sheet, but since I'm such a nice guy
I listened for some time
You think that you sold me a subscription to life
But I haven't got a dime

[Chorus]
I will always be the biggest problem you'll ever, ever see
And you will never know it
'Cause if you did, you'd want to strangle me

[Verse 2]
And as you reach your final destination
The thing that you called to say
I'm overcome by coddled fascination
To want to take away
So I say, "I'm sorry, the honor is on vacation. Call back some other day."

[Chorus]
I will always be the biggest problem you'll ever, ever see
And you will never know it
'Cause if you did, you'd want to strangle me

[Bridge]
I laughed and remember you thought my name, oh, you thought my name
I laughed and remember you thought my name…

[Outro]
I will always motherfuckin' be
The biggest motherfuckin' problem that you'll ever see
I will always motherfuckin' be
The biggest motherfuckin' problem that you'll ever see
I will always motherfuckin' be
The biggest motherfuckin' problem that you'll ever see
I will always motherfuckin' be
The biggest motherfuckin' problem that you'll ever see