Fuck and failure

Oh, I regret it so much
Can we please unfuck?
Can we please unfuck?

I was so nervous when we had our first date
I knew she was special, she was my soulmate
My deepest affection I wanted to encapsulate
I was so lovesick and I don’t exaggerate

When I got to know him I thought he was really hot
I got feelings for him, I really liked him a lot
I tried to have a relationship, believe it or not
But still, most important was my need for his cumshot

Candles on the night stand and roses on the sheets
Touch my breast and hear how my heart beats

Nah, I don’t like romantic stuff
Let’s undress and have it rough

We could take a walk to the local zoo
And then I’ll cook something nice for you
We can eat some ice cream or have a picknick at the park
Get home and cuddle when it’s dark –No, let’s have sex

How about a threesome at the playground?
I’ll ask Marc to come around. – I’m a bit tired
Or bang me on the balcony
For our neighbours to see – Let’s just cuddle

Babe, there’s something white in the corner of your mouth
I got the taste when I kissed your lips

Oh yeah, that’s maybe just some cream whip
I love you, baby, sure that’s the truth

I like pornsex and gang bangs
But he wants a romance...

All the love I transmit
She just despised it
I fell in love with a nymphomaniac whore
But I can’t take it anymore...

I’ve been feeling so freed and not at all depressed
Since I threw her out of the house
But I have to admit, her all-the-time horniness
Is something that can arouse...

I miss the smile on his face and the love that he shared
He didn’t only fuck me hard, no, he really cared
A billion guys can push my thighs apart
He was the only one I let enter my heart

Hey babe, it’s been a long time no see
Would you like to come around and give some head to me?

Oh, of course I would, I’ll suck you deep in, ah
And then let’s have a romantic dinner