That's How Much I Love You

Well, if I had a nickel
I know what I would do
I'd spend it all on candy
And give it all to you
I'd spend it all on candy
And give it all to you

'Cause that's how much
I love you, baby
That's how much I love you

And if you were a kitten
With pretty glossy fur
I'd pick you up and stroke you
And listen to you purr
I'd pick you up and stroke you
And listen to you purr

'Cause that's how much
I love you, baby
That's how much I love you

And if you were a horsefly
And I an old gray mare
I'd stand and let you bite me
And never move a hair
I'd stand and let you bite me
And never move a hair

'Cause that's how much
I love you, baby
That's how much I love you

Well if you were a tiger
I'd hang around your den
I'd pester you, my honey
Until you let me in
I'd pester you, my honey
Until you let me in

'Cause that's how much
I love you, baby
That's how much I love you

Well, if you wanna marry
Now let me tell you what
We'll go and find a parson
And let him tie the knot
We'll go and find a parson
And let him tie the knot

'Cause that's how much
I love you, baby
That's how much I love you