I Regret Everything

I've lived my own life
Win or lose
No one's ever called the shots for me
I put myself into these shoes
And no one ever tied the knots for me
Life's a banquet
So I ate

Piled experience on my plate
Grabbed life's gleaming golden cup and drank it down
Bottom's up
So proudly now I turn and face the crowd
And sing my feelings very loud

I regret everything!
Every moment of my lifе
Every step that I take is anothеr big mistake!
I regret everything - there is nothing I've done right
Summer, Winter, Fall, or Spring, I regret everything!

The one good man, that got away
My acting in the high school play
That time at lunch, I dropped my tray
My history of tooth decay
The love I gave, one reckless night
The pants I bought that were too tight
That time I ran the traffic light
The Chinese food I eat last night
Pardon

I regret everything
Every single thing I've done
Every path that I choose only leads to more boo-boos!
I regret everything!
Look! My stocking has a run
Summer, Winter, Fall, or Spring, I regret everything!

Everybody!
I regret everything!
Every moment of my life
Every step that I take is another big mistake
I regret everything!
Wether left or right I run
I regret to have to say
I regret having sung this song!
Now I have depressed you
I shouldn't have come!