Middle Kid

You are
The so-called self-anointed black sheep
And you're always in the backseat
And I feel bad for both your bad knees

But it's hard
For us to take you seriously
When you're always short on money
But you're never short on weed

Hey middle kid, you're way too old for this
Shit Yeah
Hey middle kid, you're way too old for this
Shit Yeah

Please promise me
You'll try and be
In touch with friends and family
And not let your life story monologue
Read fucking boring anymore

Hey middle kid, you're way too old for this
Shit Yeah
Hey middle kid, you're way too old for this
Shit Yeah
Hey middle kid, you're way too old for this
Shit Yeah
Hey middle kid, you're way too old for this
Shit Yeah

Hey middle kid, you're way too old for this
Shit Yeah
Hey middle kid, you're way too old for this
Shit Yeah
Hey middle kid, you're way too old for this
Shit Yeah
Hey middle kid, you're way too old for this shit

Hey middle kid, you're way too old for this
Shit Yeah
Hey middle kid, you're way too old for this
Shit Yeah
Oh, we just hope that you'll grow out of this
Shit Yeah
Hey middle kid, you're way too old for this shit

Yeah