Hot & Dumb

[Verse 1]
If you know me
I've been feeling overwhelmed since '03
I was five-foot-one, chronic acne
Spent most of college being lonely
Ah-ah-ah-ah

I've been pacing
Skin cold clammy, heart racing
I'm so funny, self-effacing
But I don't wanna be funny

[Pre-Chorus]
I don't wanna study and get smarter
Don't wanna work harder
I don't wanna struggle just to give my life a drama

Drink a cup of water
Evaluate my options
Think my biggest problem is I think about my problems

[Chorus]
I wanna be hot and dumb
Seems like it's a lot more fun
Six pack out, top-down, feel the wind blow
Unexamined life, that's the anthem for the himbo

Lots of sun, chewing on my bubble gum
Let's get stupid, get zooted til the pain is numb
I wanna be hot and dumb

[Verse 2]
And the new me
Isn't on his phone getting gloomy
He too busy chatting with a groupie
Truth sucks just give me beauty
Ah-ah-ah-ah

Top forty playlist
Being a snob is overrated
Wanna settle in my jammies getting faded
Turn off that news and get happy

[Pre-Chorus]
I don't wanna study and get smarter
Don't wanna work harder
I don't wanna struggle just to give my life a drama

Drink a cup of water
Evaluate my options
Think my biggest problem is I think about my problems

[Chorus]
I wanna be hot and dumb
Seems like it's a lot more fun
Six pack out, top-down, feel the wind blow
Unexamined life that's the anthem for the himbo

Lots of sun, chewing on my bubble gum
Let's get stupid, get zooted 'til the pain is numb
I wanna be hot and dumb

[Bridge]
God make me perfect
God make me great
Put on my favorite record so I can dissociate

God make it easy
God make it right
God make me hot and dumb tonight

[Chorus]
I wanna be hot and dumb
Seems like it's a lot more fun
Six pack out, top-down, feel the wind blow
Unexamined life that's the anthem for the himbo

Lots of sun, chewing on my bubble gum
Let's get stupid, get zooted til the pain is numb
I wanna be hot and dumb

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