Good King Wenceslas
Good King Wenceslas looked out
On the Feast of Stephen
Sorry I'm late, I was busy doin' some rewrites
Rewrites I've highlighted your parts, now sing along
Santa Claus and all his elves
Are making gifts for Buford
I don't think that's how it goes
Nobody's askin' you, nerd
Buford, you're completely disrespecting this classic song
You're ignoring the historical context
King Wenceslas was a great man
You have no idea what this song is about
I know all about this song
The words were by an English guy
The music's Scandinavian
Wenceslas was five-foot-six
He kept his face unshaven
Though just a Duke throughout his life
He always ruled so justly
His kingly title was conferred
Upon him posthumously
Well, I stand corrected, you seem to have a lot of information
But if you know so much about it
Why do you not sing the original song?
I like my version better, it's about me
Buford should get lots of gifts
Every Christmas season
When I see presents just for me
It always is so pleasin'
That is why I changed the words
To make the song more edgy
If you don't like the way I sing
You'll get a Christmas wedgie
Oh, it's lovely, you're a veritable
Oscar Hammerstein the Second
Or, uh, oh, well, at least it's over