Middle East Street Party
We are your salvation, come to bleed you dry
Enforce democracy, spit you out the other side
It's not what you asked for but it's what you'll get
Full of eastern promise put your culture under threat
Austerity to save us, peace time wavers
Wobbling, toppling, falling into danger
Hysterical Americans, phased by Asians
Middle East street-party invitations
The puppet masters taking over
The puppet masters, the puppet masters
The puppet masters taking over
Filling the Dead sea with Coca-Cola
The puppet masters taking over
Filling the Dead sea with Coca-Cola
We lost the gumption and found corruption
Based on substantial financial assumptions
It's messy, it's Lionel, finality is final
The Hispanics panic, France got an eyeful
Fighting, back biting, wrongs that need righting
Creating martyrs that are willing to do killing
So demanding, no understanding
Nothing you can do to stop the empire from expanding
Austerity to save us, peace time wavers
Wobbling, toppling, falling into danger
Hysterical Americans, phased by Asians
Middle East street-party invitations
We lost the gumption and found corruption
Based on substantial financial assumptions
It's messy, it's Lionel, finality is final
The Hispanics panic, France got an eyeful
The puppet masters taking over
Filling the Dead Sea with Coca-Cola
The puppet masters taking over
Filling the Dead Sea with Coca-Cola
The puppet masters taking over
Filling the Dead Sea with Coca-Cola
The puppet masters taking over
Filling the Dead Sea with Coca-Cola
As the UK decays, Ireland is sinking
Europe you're down and out
Caught you blinking
Syria we're hearing you, failure Australia,
Italy all piggedly, and Greece-proof paper
Countdown to Meltdown coming to your town
Dirty tricks and politics are getting down down
We lost the gumption and found corruption
Please an interruption?
I'll be abrupt
We're fucked