Taking The Piss (Skit)

[Verse 1:]
When I came in the game, all you ever saw was nothing but courage
Zoot with the ams', after my porridge
Big shout to Bandy, he clocked the vision
Before you get any stand up straight ideas, do your revision
Nah, I don't want to bring an MC to an incision
"Give me a reason?", they were like, "No supervision"
On my watch, call it neglect
Had a couple packs in the Sport, but I never dealt direct
Big superstar like Prez, what d'you expect?
"50% of the day I'm cool and the rest I'm wrecked"
"Yeah that's correct, better than me? I will inspect!"

[Phonecall]
Hello
Now you're on answer?
Yeah, you alright?
Couldn't talk last night? No, I'm not
Why?
'Cause you're taking the piss!
What now, man?
I message you, you're on WhatsApp, I see you online, you blank my calls, then your phone's off
Ahh, not this again
You're taking the piss again, you are taking the piss again
See ya
You think because you've got so many Instagram likes...

[Verse 2:]
Started the game, three years later stuck in the trap
Won't see a selfie, won't see a snap
Won't see a taser, won't see a wap
Come to my gaff? Must have been sipping on Yak
Wow, where's all the manners?
If I see action planners, you will see crowbars, you will see spanners
Same whip as Cam'ron's and Santana's might see gats and scanners
None of us man are shook, won't see any bandanas
Won't see a hoodie, won't see a mask
Everybody lit, but I can't see a blast
Yeah, I was on Princes', lean and burst
Shoutout to ex, they better reimburse

[Outro]
You're taking the piss, again...
This again, this again, again...
You're taking the piss, again...
This again, this again, again...
You're taking the piss, again...
This again, this again, again...
You're taking the piss, again...
This again, this again, again...