Bald Head / No Buts No Maybes (Live, 1978)

[Chorus]
Look there (bald head)
She ain't got no hair (bald head)
Well, you looky there (bald head)
Show me this girl there (bald head)
Whoa, look here (bald head)
She ain't got no hair (bald head)
Oh, look there (bald head)
Where’s this girl’s hair? (bald head)

[Verse 1]
Y'know folks, this lil' girl I been trying to tell you about?
Supposed to been a good friend of mine's wife
But every day you know old boy'd be telling me the same old thing:
He wish he would've married on some other night

[Chorus]
Cos looka thеre (bald head)
She didn’t got no hair (bald hеad)
Well, looka there (bald head)
Show me this girl’s hair (bald head)
Whoa, looka here (bald head)
She ain't got no hair (bald head)
Oh, looka there (bald head)
Where’s this girl’s hair? (bald head)

[Verse 2]
Everyday on the job this chick would worry a poor boy to death
Out here beggin' him to take her out to a ball
But he got her straight, he told her they couldn't afford to take no chances
If you carry the girl, she’d have to stand out in the hall

[Chorus]
Cos looka there (bald head)
She didn’t got no hair (bald head)
Well, looka there (bald head)
Show me this girl’s hair (bald head)
Whoa, look here (bald head)
I don’t see no hair (bald head)
Oh, looka there (bald head)
Where’s this girl’s hair? (bald head)

[Verse 3]
Now the boy decided he wanted to take the girl out for a walk
Around down by Lee Circle
Which he did but he got intoxicated, he wanted to make a little love
He put his arms around her, knickety-knocked the wig off

[Chorus]
Looka there (bald head)
She didn’t have no hair (bald head)
Well, looka there (bald head)
Show me this girl’s hair (bald head)
Whoa, look here (bald head)
She don’t see no hair (bald head)
Oh, looka there (bald head)
Where’s this girl’s hair? (bald head)

{Piano solo}

[Chorus]
Looka there (bald head)
She ain’t got no hair (bald head)
Well, you looka there (bald head)
Show me this girl’s hair (bald head)
Whoa, look here (bald head)
I don’t see no hair (bald head)
Oh, looka there (bald head)
Where’s this girl’s hair? (bald head)

[Verse 1]
Baby, no buts and no maybes
Darling, you’re driving me crazy
What did I do to you?

[Verse 2]
Honey, I ain't got no more money
Lately you’ve been acting funny
I didn’t do a thing to you

[Verse 3]
Every time when we go out
This is all you talk about
Things I did and the things I do
What’ya want poor little me to do?

What you want me to do?
What you want? Baby

[Chorus]
Looka there (bald head)
She ain’t got no hair (bald head)
Well, look there (bald head)
Show me this girl’s hair (bald head)
Whoa, look here (bald head)
I don’t see no hair (bald head)
Oh, looka there (bald head)
She ain’t got no hair (bald head)