Hadacol Bounce

Come on all you mamas, both old and young
Your Hadacol daddy wants to have some fun
I ain’t been hugged and I ain’t been kissed
Since I put my name on the Hadacol List

I’m feelin’ fine, I'm very much alive
I'm not very old, I'm just 65
I've gained 10 pounds if I've gained an ounce
Since I started doin' the Hadacol Bounce

Of all the womens I’m very fond
I like brunettes and I like the blondes
The Hadacol bounce has really won its fame
It really makes an old man young again

I’ve been takin’ ’n’ shakin’ it everyday
Just to keep my hairs from turning grey
Like a fish in the watеr, I just wanna flounce
When they start to doin’ thе Hadacol Bounce

I’ve been goin’ down upon my farm
Sold everything, they till me that I’m wrong
On paying day when my cheque is due
I hurry home to my mama on the PDQ

Curls your hair, keeps your skin smooth, clear and fair
Clears your teeth white, makes your eyeballs bright
Shakes your fever and drives away your cold
Really keeps the young men from gettin’ old

In my frock tailcoat on a Saturday night
I’m a Hadacol daddy and I’ve gotta look just right
Like a fish in the water, I just wanna flounce
When I hear ‘em doin’ the Hadacol Bounce