(They Call Me) Dr. Professor Longhair

[Verse 1]
All the boys call me Dr. Professor Longhair
The girls all call me a lovin' man
All the boys call me Dr. Professor Longhair
But the girls all call me a little old lovin' man
Well they know I’m not a doctor baby
They need know I give a helping hand

[Verse 2]
Well, you all know I'm not really a doctor baby
But I wouldn’t advise you try to prove I’m not a doctor's son
Yes you know I'm not a doctor baby
But I wouldn’t advise you try to prove I’m not a doctor's son
Well I’m gonna stay right here
That is until the doctor comes

[Verse 3]
I’m in my office in the morning darling
I’m open midnight till the break of day
All of you girls heard I’m in my office in the morning
Baby I’m open midnight till the break of day
You know, I don’t care what’s hurting you honey
Little girl, I know I can drive your pains away

[Verse 4]
Well ask anybody honey
And I do mean in your own neighbourhood
Yes ask anybody darling
Little girl in your own neighbourhood
And I guarantee they'll tell you if I can't cure you sugar
I bet your family doctor won’t do you no good

[Verse 5]
That’s why they call me Dr. Professor Longhair
The girls all call me little old loving man
The boys call me Dr. Professor Longhair
The girls all call me a little old loving man
But I know I got my hard work later
Baby I got the remedies right here in my hand

[Verse 4]
Well ask anybody darling
I said ask anybody in your neighbourhood
Yes ask anybody baby
Little girl in your own neighbourhood
If I can’t cure you sugar
I know your family doctor won’t do you no good

[Verse 5]
That’s why they call me Dr. Professor Longhair
The girls all call me little old loving man
That’s why they call me Dr. Professor Longhair
The girls all call me little old loving man
Well I got my hard work later
I’ve got the remedies right here in my hand