A Reverse Foreword from Patrick Stewart

Welcome to the end of Psychostick - ... And Stuff
Of which by end, I mean beginning of the bonus tracks of Psychostick - ... And Stuff
There's still like thirty minutes of crap on this thing
What is this? Who are you?
Why, I'm a Patrick Stewart impersonator
Hah! Another Patrick Stewart impersonator? Pish posh
Let's hear it then
Hello there, I'm Sir Patrick Stewart esteemed actor and all-around charming fellow
Total garbage, Patrick Stewart sounds nothing like that
You sound nothing like Sir Patrick Stewart you cretin
Oh yeah? You wanna go?
Is it fistercuffs you're requesting?
Bring it
I'm going to make it so you're drinking your meals through a straw
You son of a bitch, take one of these
I punch at thee
Take this you fiend
I attack with great force
Have at you
Oof, ow
Do you like it? Take it
You hit me in the place you should hit no man
Ha!
Oof, ow
A lightsaber? That's not even from Star Trek
Do you know who I am pretending to be?
Do you even know who we are impersonating?
All too easy
You suck, other Patrick Stewart impersonator
You suck, Psychostick
Yeah, you better run
Anyway, where was I? Oh yes
Please enjoy like an entire additional thirty minutes of this nonsense
I've been a Patrick Impersonator
Where is my check?