Happily Ever After
Sean Jean Combs
Once upon a time, a prince asked a beautiful princess, "Will you marry me?"
The princess said no, and the prince lived happily ever after
And he rode motorcycles and fucked skinny big-titted broads
And hunted and fished whenever the fuck he wanted
And went to naked bars, and dated women half his age
And drank whiskey, beer, Captain Morgan, and snorted cocaine off strippers' asses
And never heard bitching, and never paid child support or alimony
And ate pussies and ass-fucked cheerleaders
And kept his house and guns, and never got cheated on while he was at work
And all his friends and family thought he was fucking cool as hell
And he had tons of money in the bank, and he left the toilet seat up
The end