I’m a Lion (Living a Lie)
[Intro]
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I mean...
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[Verse 1]
I'm a big cat lion and I live on the plain
Wear a Stetson hat and also some shades
But I don't wanna be like the other lions are
So I watch TV and I'm moving to Kent
[Pre-Chorus]
I've seen Tom and Jerry
And I've seen Henry's Cat
What's the deal with Garfield? How'd he get so fat?
'Cause all I wanna be is a tame house cat
[Chorus]
I'm a lion, I'm a lion, but I'm livin' a lie
I'm a lion, I'm a lion, but I'm livin' a lie
I'm a lion, I'm a lion, but I'm livin' a lie
I'm a lion, I'm a lion, but I'm livin' a lie
[Verse 2]
I've heard about Friendster and it sounds so great
So I'll pack myself in to a cardboard crate
When they open me up in Tunbridge Wells
I'll pop right out and eat his or her face
[Pre-Chorus]
I've seen Tom and Jerry
And I've seen Henry's Cat
What's the deal with Garfield? How'd he get so fat?
'Cause all I wanna be is a tame house cat
[Chorus]
I'm a lion, I'm a lion, but I'm livin' a lie
I'm a lion, I'm a lion, but I'm livin' a lie
I'm a lion, I'm a lion, but I'm livin' a lie
I'm a lion, I'm a lion, but I'm livin' a lie
[Outro]
Meow meow meow meow
Meow meow meow meow
Meow meow meow meow
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I mean...
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That's a relief
That's what I'm talking about
As Lee from The Apprentice would say: "'at's what I'm talkin' about!"