No Body

Today is the day
When I wash my hair
I think it's long overdue, because
Last night was the night
When somebody said
I ought to use a shampoo

But I know what it does
Even though it's very clean
It has no body
And I've seen what occurs
When I try to pick up chicks
I find nobody
Not no one

Today is the day
When I cut my hair
I might as well compromise, because
Tonight is the night
When my luck will change
I'll catch a sexy girl's eyes

Cause I know shorter hair on a man
Attracts most everybody
Yes, I've seen people laughing at hippies
Cause their hair has no body
Would someone plеase explain what's in style?
No body
I think I'll wеar a helmet all the time
Must be right for somebody
Maybe me

Trendies, hear me out
How should I wear mine?
It's very hard to decide for me
I think I will let the dandruff collect
Looks pretty good that way