2015

Most people don't know this
But the sasquatch lies
In the Bridgewater Triangle

Biding by his time
To meet up with Crazy Manny
The Devil from Hudson, MA

Oh, uh oh
Uh oh, oh
Oh, oh oh oh

And we don't want to warn ya
We don't want to warn ya
Don't want to warn ya
Wanna warn ya now

In two thousand and fifteen
The end will come
In two thousand and fifteen
The end will come

Seasick Nessie
Left her home in Gloucester
For the Quabbin Reservoir

To meet up with Swamp Thing
On work leave
From Massachusetts Northern Shore

Oh, uh oh
Uh oh, oh
Oh, oh oh oh

And we don't want to warn ya
We don't want to warn ya
Don't want to warn ya
Wanna warn ya now

And then a monster will run
Run for president
And we'll vote for him
Because he's our best damn choice

Three years from the campaign trail
He knows that it's no use
For what can't be seen
Is what happens in 2015

And we don't want to warn ya
We don't want to warn ya
Don't want to warn ya
Wanna warn ya now

In 2015
The end will come

But don't blame the monsters
They tried to keep us
Tried to keep us from

Our best friend
And buddy
The atomic bomb

Oh, uh oh
Uh oh, oh
Oh, oh oh oh

Oh
Oh
Oh
Let's go