Flogging The Office Party

I'm so wasted and so is my boss
Secretary's are hammered and they took off their bra's
I'm sucking up to whoever i see
I'm buttering those muffins cuz what's in it for me

Co-workers are fucking in the back of the john
Let's see who's left for me to con
I put on my smile with my hollywood teeth
Cost me 20 fucking grand i better get some girlbeef

I'm flogging, flogging the office party
Broke a thermometer and put it in the coffee
I don't fucking care about nothing that matters
I'm too fucking busy playing snakes and ladders

Boss has passed out, let's go look in his office
Helped mysеlf to his fat little wallet
I open his dеsk and i take a big dump
Hey! i have the exact same penis pump

I look through the files and i take them and shred them
I'll be the one next in line for promotion
Secretary's doing coke off vice president's dick
Regional manager is getting sick

I'm flogging, flogging the office party
Broke a thermometer and put it in the coffee
I don't fucking care about nothing that matters
I'm too fucking busy playing snakes and ladders

I go to the vault with the numbers i found
Security's stoned, i creep by without sound
I open up the safe, fill my pockets with money
When they fire the boss, that'll be real funny

Secretary's passed out at the end of the hall
I roll her on her face and i shoot my ball
The boss can't stand and he's puking and sicker
Before i leave i fill my briefcase with liquor

I'm flogging, flogging the office party
Broke a thermometer and put it in the coffee
I don't fucking care about nothing that matters
I'm too fucking busy playing snakes and ladders