Have a Nice Rest of Your Life

There's not a mean bone in my body
I never could be unkind
And I know we're not talking
But there's something on my mind

It ain't righteous indignation
I don't plan to rant or rave
No need for us to fight and fuss
I just want to say

Have a nice rest of your life without me
I'll be proud to be a part of your history
If it makes you happy, honey
Keep talking bad about me
Have a nice rest of your life without me

I know you're not heartless
Not callous and you're not cruel
And I know you don't mean to
When you're treating me like a fool

I believe that your good nature
Will emerge with someone else
If I can't be beside you
I can be beside myself

Have a nice rest of your life without me
I'll be proud to be a part of your history
Well, if it makes you happy, honey
Keep talking bad about me
Have a nice rest of your life without me
Without me

Don't forget your pocketbook, honey
Oh, and your toothbrush
Don't forget you toothbrush, dear

(Have a nice rest of your life)
(Have a nice rest of your life)
(Have a nice rest of your life)