Ashtray on a Motorcycle

I'm tired of watching this TV show
I can't find the dang remote control
Ain't got the will to walk across this floor
I'll just see what's coming on next

Down at work it's hard to do my best
With this gaping hole in my chest
My mind's shot and the house is a mess
It ain't a secret since you left

I'm like an ashtray on a motorcycle
A stop light hangin' out in the woods
I'm like an ash tray on a motorcycle
Ain't doin' nobody no good

It's awful lonely in this easy chair
Without the comfort of an ice cold beer
But the refrigerator's thirty feet from here
I can't seem to get my ass in gear

I'm like an ashtray on a motorcycle
A steering wheel on an old freight train
I'm like an ashtray on a motorcyle
Ya'll I'm feelin' pretty useless these days

Make yourself usefull

Rollin' out of bed is gettin' harder to do
I ain't worth a shit baby without you
I'm like an ashtray on a motorcycle
A battle ship sittin' on dry land
I'm like an ashtray on a motorcycle

Baby I just ain't worth a damn
I sure ain't no model citizen
Like a loaf of bread without the Spam
Viagra for a dead man

Please come back