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Well I came to the bar to get fucked up
Now I'm sitting at the bar and I'm all fucked up
Some yuppie and his buddies start staring at me
One motherfucker two motherfucker three
Well me and my buddies we got real hot
So we drug them fuckers to the parking lot
Now they're down on the ground crying "please help me"
One motherfucker two motherfucker three
How many motherfuckers do I see
One motherfucker two motherfucker three

Law dogs got there lickity split
I was madder than hell and I was meaner than shit
It took more than one to get a hold of me
One motherfucker two motherfucker three
How many motherfuckers do I see
One motherfucker two motherfucker three

Now I got a new home with a big front gate
And I got a new job making license plates
Even God and his sidekicks are laughing at me
(Haha hell)
How many motherfuckers do I see
One motherfucker two motherfucker three
How many motherfuckers do I see
One motherfucker two motherfucker three
One motherfucker two motherfucker three