Funky Uncles

[Spoken]
Goddamn! There's a lotta niggas out here tonight, shit!
Man this dope fucking rap shit. I'm tired of this rap shit
I like Hammer
Ain't no hammertime
I like Hammer
Oh here it comes, looks whose coming up with that goddamn Hammer
I like Hammer
I don't know what you see in him, he ain't shit (Ha, ha)
That boy a church boy
Everybody yelling hammertime, hammertime, its goddamn Quilly time and shit
Ah, ah, I like Hammer
What'd you say? For a second there, I'd get up there and shake my big ass
I like bread, I like bread, I need some bread now
Ain't nobody talkin' 'bout shit, them doin' nothing for us. He ain't shit, you ain't shit
Ah, motherfucker pass that
Your mama ain't shit, daddy ain't shit, ain't nobody shit
I like that down there
I'm tired of this shit
I like that there
Everybody walking around killin' niggas, can't have nobody
Uncle Quilly
Can't see no judging ass shit, ain't nobody care a goddamn
Uncle Quilly!
What'cha want now, girl?
I want a quarter
A quarter? What'cha need a quarter for?
I want some ice cream
Some ice cream? She wants some ice cream
Girl, you know what you need? You need to sit yo' big ass down
Now what she oughta do is sit her big ass down