Why Do All Girls Think They're Fat?

There's a little girl
on my mind
all the time
there's always one,
look what she's done

She makes me look at her thighs
you know
I sure hate to lie
but what can I tell her you know it's so
beautiful
man how come all girls think there fat?

[Chorus]
Hey hey hey she's so pretty,
Hey hey hey my friend,
hey hey hey I feel stupid
again.

She said "It's all right,
come over tonight,
my moms not home,
I'm all alone!"
She took me back to her house,
she pushed me down
on the couch,
she said "now its all right,
were gonna be good friends
cause that kissin' only leads to the end."

[Chorus: x2]

Hey hey hey she's so pretty,
Hey hey hey my friend.
Hey hey hey I feel stupid