Dykes

My friends, I have a little secret I'm gonna share with you
Free of charge
If you're thinking about coming to Texas
You probably think you're gonna see yourself some rollin' desert hills, cowboys, rodeos
We got that
But there's somethin else we got
And here's a little song about it
D-d-d-d-d-d-dykes
Git along

Dykes

[Chorus]
Box cut
Golden tooth
Box cut
Box cut
Golden tooth
Box cut
D-d-d-d-d-d-dykes

Texas fucker
Bitch and motorcycle
Texas fucker
D-d-d-d-d-d-dykes

Texas fucker
Bitch and motorcycle
Texas fucker
D-d-d-d-d-d-dykes

[Verse]
Did you know at your Quincеañera?
There's nothing wrong with bеing a dyke
Who was the first one that you told?
There's nothing wrong with being a dyke

But if you wanna hang out with RevCo, we'd prefer it if you were a switch-hitter!

Git along
Switch-hitter
Git along
Git along

[Chorus]
Texas fucker
Bitch and motorcycle
Texas fucker
D-d-d-d-d-d-dykes

Texas fucker
Bitch and motorcycle
Texas fucker
D-d-d-d-d-d-dyke!

[Verse]
Did you know in college?
There's nothing wrong with being a dyke
Is your box of toys your best friend?
There's nothing wrong with being a dyke
There's nothing wrong with being a dyke!
Everybody loves a dyke!

[Refrain]
Box cut
Inked arm
Box cut
Brow ring
Box cut
Inked arm
Box cut
Brow ring

Box cut
Golden tooth
Box cut
Brow ring
Box cut
Golden tooth
Box cut
Brow ring

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh......

Git along

[Chorus]
Texas fucker
Bitch and motorcycle
Texas fucker
D-d-d-d-d-d-dykes

Texas fucker
Bitch and motorcycle
Texas fucker
D-d-d-DYKE!

D-d-d-d-d-d-dyke
D-d-d-d-d-d-dyke
D-d-d-d-d-d-dyke
D-d-d-d-d-d-dyke
D-d-d-d-d-d-dyke

I'm a... You're a... They're a... DYKE!
I'm a... You're a... They're a... DYKE!

Dyke!