Baby Stay The Fuck Away From Me

Is your pulse racing? Do your toes curl?
Is your temperature rising? I've got bad news girl

You have the most beautiful face I've ever seen
But statistically you've probably got Covid19

So baby stay the fuck away from me
I have a passion for distancing socially
And as much as I love you, I'm gonna keep upwind of you
Baby stay the fuck away from me

I miss your soft kisses and your tender embraces
But we can't 69 with masks on our faces

I long to suck your spit and put my fingers in your mouth like I used to do
But speaking clinically that would put me in the ICU

So baby stay the fuck away from me
Or else you'll be my ex permanently
And as much as I lovе you, I'm fine with just a picture of you
Baby stay the fuck away from mе

You know that I love you, when I masturbate I'll be thinking of you
Baby stay the fuck away from me