Don’t Make Me Laugh

I'm a drag in no make-up
I'm a fool gotta wake up
I'm a bee with no honey
I'm a bank with no money

What about you?

I'm a priest with no scruples
I'm a school with no pupils
I'm a kiss with no touching
I'm a heart with no loving

What about you?
(Ooh ooh ooh)
What about you?
(Ooh ooh ooh)

Don't make me laugh with you boy band blues
Don't make me laugh with your fancy shoes
Don't make me laugh with your limo tint
Cos I know that your daddy's skint
Don't make me laugh
(Ooh...)
Don't make me laugh
(Ooh...)

I'm a drag with no stiletto
I'm a gang with no ghetto
I'm a drum with no rhythm
I'm a guy that's a given

But what about you?

I'm a tart with no treacle
I'm a show with no people
I'm away with the fairies
Don't know what, the why or the where is

But what about you?
(Ooh ooh ooh)
What about you?
(Ooh ooh ooh)

Don't make me laugh with you boy band blues
Don't make me laugh with your fancy shoes
Don't make me laugh with your limo tint
'Cause I know that your daddy's skint
Don't make me laugh
(Ooh...)
Don't make me laugh
(Ooh...)

Yeah I'm a drag
Such a drag
But what about you

But what about you?
(Ooh ooh ooh)
What about you?
(Ooh ooh ooh)

Don't make me laugh with you boy band blues
Don't make me laugh with your fancy shoes
Don't make me laugh with your limo tint
'Cause I know that your daddy's skint
Don't make me laugh