Young and Hot

[Verse 1]
Yeah I'm hot like I get respect from rednecks
And, the Queen but she hasn't said yet
My best bet is to pump your headsets
With sounds that members of Parliament never said fresh
I rhyme with Tiger man I reckon I'll be sicker then
Spittin' frees 'til my teeth run out of fixer then
Or else I'll end up, like all these slobby British men
Watching Emmerdale with their wifey's in the kitchen then

Yeah, I'm six in a max, sorting six with the facts
No fiction on tracks, it's not image I like

[Verse 2]
Yeah, look
I'm young and I'm hot
That's in a talent in sense
When it comes to getting girls I'm surely an embarrassment
I'm super bad but I'm surely not as bad as them
I'll probably get a girl when Jackie Chan regains a talisman
(So what have I got?)
Frankly I'm not fussed
I'm a lot trust more ammunition than Hot Fuzz
I'll mail this to your wife when the job done
Has everybody got one? Nah no bus pass
(In this day and age)
I'm afraid to say it's like when you're breathing air
You're being made to pay
Hey brother inflation is the latest craze
Refuse to work but watch your fortunes fade away
I'll put this in a sentence you can manage: I'm like
Half your age have I've got like, treble your talent
I've the fullest of balance of half-flow half-wits
Sound over dope when I spit but I don't meddle in mallets
I'm all here to go so let me clear my throat
I will appear at shows so 'llow my rear to blow
I'm young and I'm hot!
I'm out-foxing them all I need in life is
Girls, beer and oxygen
That's what Stig said and he's got a box of them
He'll stop drinking when I start supporting Tottenham
"Hi guys I'm Jordan!
"I poured 'em according to few I ignore them
"If there's a box for sick I tick it like a Warden
"I'm the reason you've got a shortened performance
"Look it's not important"
(The fact is)
I went where the rap is and I didn't have a clue what a tax is
Plus I'll always have the temptation
To put all this aside and insult your mum's mattress
Nah, I'll keep it natural, and in actual fact
My style of rap is factual so that's cool and that's cool
I never once thought to pay attention
I wrote this rap in a detention (lush)
Even when I'm holding my breath man I'm overly fresh
So hot on your sets I'll leave a hole in a deck

[Verse 3]
I'm young and I'm hot
You're not there bruv your rhyme's more predictable
Than Phil Mitchell's haircut
In life you are better prepared but
Your mum's got more rolls than a snare drum
Rizzle
On the tune I'm a fracture
They'll demolish you and you iPods in corettatter
Turn the British to a fracture
Keep track of this track 'cause I'm soon to be your master
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