Mink

[Verse 1]
Ayo
I bump Bauhaus and Deerhoof from a bounce house by a Sears Pool
Got an earful from my grandma about dish spots on her weird spoons
Heirlooms in my crawlspace, I'm the square root of a dog's face
Smoke taste like ice cream and my wifey is that wall safe
It's a long way to the big top full of Broadways and Hitchcocks
Where the mistrust gets discussed over pigs blood and slipknot
Inbox is all dingbats talking missed primes and weird chats
Sinbad plays all night and my jaws ache from that rib rack
Big facts on a small Earth where you swim laps in that soft-serve
And the carvel is a hard sell to a barbell in a golf shirt
Got a Mossberg, got a shell toe
If my shoes off, then it's hеll no
Let my team know if therе's meatloaf then my sleeve go to my elbows
Since the bell tolls are all filled up, by the felt throne when that bill come
Don't be shell shocked if the bells rock down at Belmont by them milk jugs
Still cuss like a first mate at a dive bar on his birthday
When the word's out that I burned down all the timecards in my workplace

[Chorus]
I really wanna mink but not quite like what you think
I wanna link with them then drink with them then pretend that he's my shrink
I wanna put him down with my crew and take him out to my hood
And when my other friends try to mess with him I wanna tell him that it's all good
I really wanna mink but not quite like what you think
I wanna link with them then drink with them then pretend that he's my shrink
I wanna put him down with my crew and take him out to my hood
And when my other friends try to mess with him I wanna tell him that it's all good

[Verse 2]
I put time cop on the incense at the Walmart near the airbeds
When the blue fence had to break raw to get waved off like a fair catch
Stair steps are my barstools, barstools are my nightstands
Bear pelts and my bare clothes, and my fence post is a bike ramp
Might land in a back lot, in a cape cod to the ragtop
Using hubcaps as a snare drum and prayer rug as my backdrop
Hit upload to my cloud page, get a hired girl to say "Wow babe"
This is too great and in two days I'll be the new king of clown week
Downgrade to a pole dance by a loud ape from my snowman
And he might need some help with it because pipe sweet but he got no hands
Coke cans for his earplugs, slow drag between beer chugs
Sleep mask over small blinds, I got all kinds of that weird stuff
Here comes the bad news, there is no way out of this bathroom
Unless you saw through your own leg and clean up [?] with a vacuum
Haven't slow danced since damn young
I have no chance with my camp crush
'cause instead of fuck we fussed about who that other guy in Wham! was

[Chorus]
I really wanna mink but not quite like what you think
I wanna link with them then drink with them then pretend that he's my shrink
I wanna put him down with my crew and take him out to my hood
And when my other friends try to mess with him I wanna tell him that it's all good
I really wanna mink but not quite like what you think
I wanna link with them then drink with them then pretend that he's my shrink
I wanna put him down with my crew and take him out to my hood
And when my other friends try to mess with him I wanna tell him that it's all good