The Great Escape

The universe told us that
We shouldn’t be together
Then we fucked up the
Space time continuum
I should’ve told it
Go fuck yourself
Cause you’re not a human being
So you can’t get laid
You and me
We would do anything together
From kissing in the bleachers
To fucking in your parents room
And you probably wonder
Why i make songs for you
It was nice while i was young
To learn a lesson or 2

When you and i were rebellious
All the other guys were
So envious
You’re so bad when
You lose your pants
Tell your friends
You’ve got other plans

You were the one
That introduced the cocaine
For you i’d gladly
Drive on both lanes
It’s the naughtiness
That kept the satisfaction
And it wasn’t the drugs
It was enthusiasm

And every choice we made
Defined who we are
In this day of age
I guess we could make it work
I could settle for this now
If you give me the word

Girl you know
Your killin it
In the fishnets
Call back if you
Read the last text
Ditch the guy you’re with
Let’s have the night to us
I’m fine when i’m drinking
Twice as much

When you and i were rebellious
All the other guys were
So envious
You’re so bad when
You lose your pants
Tell your friends
You’ve got other plans