Xbox vs. Playstation
[Verse 1: Rockit Music (as Xbox)]
What up? The green monster's on deck, and I intend to end this argument
PlayStation, who the fuck is that? (That)
Corrosive and toxic, can't play without a hazmat
With a controller that feels like shit
How's my hand supposed to move? It's never ever gonna fit
Now let me list a few things you might have missed
We're cheaper, we're better, cooler titles, cooler kids
Guardians and Gears are the games that you should fear
Uncharted understandably the worst game of the year
So do yourself a favor, go and get a better console
They'll probably hook you up at your local Wells Fargo
Oh wait, but you're poor, kid, you're Sony's little orphan
Couldn't make this more morbid, fuckin' PlayStation abortion
Can I kill you cross network? Guess who's raisin' their net worth?
Now Microsoft just gave birth to a new gaming culture
[Pre-Chorus: MissEXP]
You played the games
That's the only way that we became (Ah) the only household names
[Chorus: MissEXP]
So which one do ya' choose? (Pick a system)
Which one's gonna lose when it all goes down?
(When it all goes down, when it all goes down, when it all goes down?)
[Verse 2: Jazzie J]
Green box, what? You Incredible Hulk?
You in that five dollar bin at the Walmart bulk
Oh, you talkin' shit and you tryin' to attack?
You big, slow and ugly like a damn Betamax
Yeah, you hot, PlayStation set you on fire
How you claim to be a game? Can't even play Street Fighter
Speaking of real games, do you have any?
Get with the PlayStation, we got plenty
Microsoft, Xbox, Windows and Bing
All of these platforms are obsolete things
I'm sleek, I'm faster, I'm a hardcore game
My speed and my graphics will put you to shame
[Pre-Chorus: MissEXP]
You played the games
That's the only way that we became (Ah) the only household names
[Chorus: MissEXP]
So which one do ya' choose? (Ah-ah, pick a system)
Which one's gonna lose (Ah-ah) when it all goes down?
Oh, when it all goes down
Oh, when it all goes down (When it all goes down)
When it all goes down (When it all goes down)
[Verse 3: Rockit Music]
For all you fuckin' fanboys, MissE's here to make noise
PlayStation versus Xbox, Khaki vs Corduroy
Stupid how there's so much hate, every game's the fuckin' same
Opinionated little flames, drop the mic, there's no debate
First chick spittin' bars, better give her some applause
Hotter than a wreckin' ball, did you hear me? Press pause
Xbox or PlayStation, all gamer's foundation
Stop all your hatin', and just go get a fuckin' Wii, I guess
[Pre-Chorus: MissEXP]
You played the games
That's the only way that we became (Ah) the only household names
[Chorus: MissEXP]
So which one do ya' choose? (Pick a system)
Which one's gonna lose when it all goes down?
Oh, when it all goes down
Oh, when it all goes down (When it all goes down)
Oh, when it all goes down (When it all goes down)
Oh, when it all goes down