Bad Pickup Lines

Don't I know you from the bus
My mom has that same dress
Wanna see a trick I learned in prison?
How much were your brests?
Are you drunk or is that just a lazy eye?
My tool needs a shead
I'd like to park my corrective shoes
Underneath your bed
You think this is impressive now
This coldsaws just getting started
Mind if I hang out here
Till its safe back where I farted
'Scuse me for interuppting
And I'm not trying to make a pass
But you must be leaving the country
If your packing that much ass