Rock ’n Roll Star

Spoken:
People ask me "What do I do if I want to be a rock 'n' roll star?"
I say "Go out and get a guitar, then take some time, and learn how to play. By the way, fuck you asking me! What the fuck do I know?"

So you wanna be a rock 'n' roll star?
Then listen now to what I say
Just get an electric guitar
Then take some time
And learn how to play

And then when your hair's done right
And your pants are tight
It's gonna be all right
Then it's time to go downtown
Where the agent man won't let you down
Sell your soul to the company
Who are waiting there to sell plastic ware
And in a week or two
If you make the charts
The girls'll tear you apart

What you pay for your riches and fame
??? game
You're a little insane
But the game and the public acclaim
Don't forget what you are
You're a rock 'n' roll star

And when your hair's done right
And your pants are tight
It's gonna be all right
La, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la
Sell your soul to the company
Who are waiting there to sell plastic ware
And in a week or two
If you make the charts
The girls'll tear you apart

So you wanna be a rock 'n' roll star?
Then listen now
To what I say
Just get an electric guitar
Then take some time
And learn how to play

And learn how to play

Take some time
Take some time
Learn how to play

Don't forget what you are
You're a rock 'n' roll star