Opportunist

I woke up early this morning and I said to myself
What a great day to be swallowed by a whale
So I built myself a boat and I headed for the sea
Never will my love hear from me again

I woke up early this morning and I said to myself
What a great day to be scooped up by a storm
So I grabbed myself a raincoat and I ran into the wind
Never will my love hear from me again

I woke up early this morning and I said to myself
What a great day to be burned up by the sun
So I grew myself some wings and I flew into the sky
Never will my love hear from me again

I woke up early this morning and I said to myself
What a great day to stay asleep
So
So
So
So I rolled my body over and I fell into a dream
Never will my love hear from me again
Never will my love hear from me again
Never will my love hear from me again