Always Picking on Me
You suck! (You suck!)
Why is everybody always picking on me?
Because you run like a girl and you sit down to pee
Alright, but why is everybody always picking on me?
Ain't brushing them teeth since 1983
Okay, so why is everybody always picking on me?
Because my fifteen year-old cousin has less acne
So tell me why is everybody always picking on me?
Because your girlfriend got a nose like Bill Cosby
Alright, but why is everybody picking on me?
Because you got the grooming habits of a chimpanzee
Okay, so why is everybody always picking on me?
Cause your only friend at school was the lunch lady
Tell me why
Why?
Yo, so
My mirror never lies but it always verifies
I got more cheese and pepperoni than a homemade pizza pie
Now you compare me to a monster, but I just don't understand
Why I'm scorned, like I'm deformed like the elephant man!
Tell me
Why is everybody always picking on me?
Tell me why
Why is everybody always picking on me?
Tell me why
Why is everybody always picking on me?
Because you run like a girl and you sit down to pee
Alright, but why is everybody always picking on me?
Ain't brushing them teeth since 1983
Okay, so why is everybody always picking on me?
Because my fifteen year-old cousin has less acne
So tell me, why is everybody always picking on me?
Because your girlfriend got a nose like Bill Cosby
Alright, but why is everybody always picking on me?
Because you got the grooming habits of a chimpanzee
Okay, so why is everybody always picking on me?
Cause your only friend at school was the lunch lady
Tell me why
Why?
Why is everybody always picking on me?
Because you run like a girl and you sit down to pee
Alright, so why is everybody always picking on me?
Ain't brushing them teeth since 1983
About as popular with the girls as Englebert Humperdink
And that's probably cause everyone calls me "Shrinky Dink."
I know I'm known as Polaroid I'm not a total ‘tard
It's cause I'm done in sixty seconds and you'll still want it enlarged!
Tell me...
Why is everybody always picking on me?
Because my fifteen year-old cousin has less acne
So tell me, why is everybody always picking on me?
Because your girlfriend got a nose like Bill Cosby
Alright, but why is everybody always picking on me?
Because you got the grooming habits of a chimpanzee
Okay, so why is everybody always picking on me?
Cause no one likes you, monkey boy!