Everybody Sings

Black people, gonna sing
Black people, they love to song
Sing about The Man, how he held 'em down
With liquor stores and crack
Black people play hacky-sack

The Chinese, gonna sing
Chinese people, they're gonna sing
Sounds real harsh, unmelodic
Hideously off-key
Chinese sing nasally

Mexicans, fart their songs
Singing's just background for their farts
First for them comes family
Second, comes tongues and beef
Mexicans are make-belief

Midgets, in the house
They're little like a tiny mouse
Stand on the chair, so I see you there
Funnier than Barney Fife
Apologize for your life

You know I was gonna do a verse about Jewish people
But you know what? Not funny
My people have been through a lot
Why don't you read about it in your history books
While they're still there, while its' still in there?
Asshole. Fuck you!