Hitch-Hike To Caudine Forks

I was hanging around looking for fun
Trying so hard to find me some
I was wasting my time 'til I met this guy
He said ?Hey man do you need a ride??
I got into his car he said ?hello I'm God
I can take you anywhere you want Where do you wanna go??
I said ?I don't know?
He said ?Ever been to Caudine Forks??

I took a ride on the fatal highway
I took a ride on the wrong highway

?In a car doin' 145 is there a better place to be?
We can go anywhere do anything? he said
?it doesn't matter much to me?
I'm not sure he's got a licence he's a really bad driver
This is going much too fast
Lights are flashing by like tracers through the night

I took a ride on the fatal highway
I took a ride on the wrong highway...

Well it wasn't such fun to ride with number one
He might be The Lord but he can't drive a Ford
I keep looking through the window there's nothing to see
We ain't talking much God and me
But I get shivers down my spine when he cracks a smile
?There's no turning back this time we're going much too fast for that
so shut up and relax?

I took a ride on the fatal highway
I took a ride on the wrong highway...