Ladies Man

I got friends to prove that I wore me a tux
On my prom and my wedding day
But I'm really more of a cameo guy
I dress it up a little on Sunday

I can talk about fishin' or my favorite teams
And make it sound just like poetry
But I'm no Casanova and I'm never gonna be a Don Juan

But she's classy and she's so refined
She likes bubble baths and her water with lime
I ain't nothing but a plain ole guy

But this lady says she loves me
So I guess that's gotta make me
A real live, genuine, bona fide ladies man
That's what I am, a certain ladies man, bona fide

I drop her off at one to get her toenails done
She calls it a pedicure
I pick her up at eight we're going on a date
And she's looking pretty as a picture

Every head will turn when she walks by
And I don't blame those other guys
But this lady, she's with me
And I'm the one she'll be taking home

She's classy and she's so refined
Take a number boys and get in line
I ain't nothin' but a plain ole guy

But this lady says she loves me
So I guess that's gotta make me
A real live genuine bona fide ladies man
That's what I am

I don't need no dark sunglasses
I don't need no fancy car
When she, she looks at me, she says
"Hey boy, I love you the way you are"

She's classy and she's so refined
Got style and grace working over time
I ain't nothin' but a plain ole guy

But this lady says she loves me
So I guess that's gotta make me
A real live genuine bona fide ladies man
A real live genuine bona fide ladies man

That's what I am, a certain ladies man, bona fide
And I'm a ladies man, a certain ladies man