Alternating Song
There's nothing special about this song
It's not very funny and not very long
But if you watch our mouths very closely
You will see we're singing only alternating words
The next verse is made up of only quite short words
By learning this we've shown that we are smart ass nerds
To prove we have no lives at all let's make it hard
And sing the few lines in total harmony
As we stand here singing we are looking at your faces
And hope to see you smiling though we really have our doubts
Regardless of it's impact it's a song we'll keep performing
Cos it took us fourteen fucking weeks to learn