Hey, Hipster

[Verse 1]
Hey hipster, tell me how you do it?
Seems every joke I tell, you already knew it
Hey hipster, it's rad the way you dress
I know your superiority is complex
Hey hipster, I like the way you bang the drums
Make it sound delicious with both of your microphones
Hey hipster, holding both your thumbs down
To my dated, antiquated, unimportant sound

[Chorus]
Hipster, hipster, the ultimate cool's the sound of
The ultimate cool's the sound of
The ultimate cool's the sound of
Hipster, hipster, the ultimate cool's the sound of
Yeah, the ultimate cool
The ultimate cool's the sound of silence

[Verse 2]
Hey hipster, wish I could sport a mustache like that
Looking so fresh under the cabbie hat
Hey hipster, what's coming out the headphones?
Analog, down to your tattooed bones
Hey hipster, show me where you're going
Unless you feel I'm better off not knowing
Hey hipster, is that how you escape?
Absorb your sermons from a Walkman tape?

[Chorus]
Hipster, hipster, the ultimate cool's the sound of
The ultimate cool's the sound of
The ultimate cool's the sound of
Hipster, hipster, the ultimate cool's the sound of
Yeah, the ultimate cool
The ultimate cool's the sound of silence

[Break]
Ooh... ahh...

[Bridge]
We are New York, we are Los Angeles
We are hipsters, everyone else go fuck yourselves!
We are Portland, we are Minneapolis
We are hipsters, everyone else go fuck yourselves!
We are Austin, we are Jezebels
We are London, everyone else go fuck yourselves!
We are Tokyo, all the way to Paris
We are San Francisco, everyone else go fuck yourselves!
We are East Nashville, we are East Nashville
We are East Nashville, everyone else go fuck yourselves!
We are East Nashville, we are East Nashville
We are East Nashville, everyone else go fuck yourselves!