The Older Sister

Oh I'm the older sister
Airbrushed to buggery
So very loverly
Oh oh, no, oh-oh

Well hello
I've come across a quote
That very nearly describes me
How can I redeem myself
I moan as I pick up the answer-phone
Just to hear your mother complaining

If I am nothing
Why did you cling on
So what's the matter?
Didn't have anywhere else to go
Like aging extra's
At an LA party ...
So very tarty

The sands of time shift uncomfortably
Only they can see
What I can see
Oh oh, no, oh-oh

But when it comes to
Aging gracefully
It's impossible for the likes of me
You'd probably murder me
If I mentioned surgery
Or anything of that nature

So moving right along
I hope you're listening to my song
I hear you never got ...
My letter ...

Well this is better