Scheming with Santa

[Intro: Santa Claus & Shmandarin]
Ho ho ho
Santa
What are you doing here
It's not Christmas
Oh, Santa hit the tequila
And it's time for payback, Billy
It's Andrew

[Verse: Shmandarin]
I have a little story for you
Santa had a drink or two
He's a little pissed at the world
And he's gonna show you
You better run
Run away
Lock the doors
But leave the cookies out

[Hook: Shmandarin]
I'm out here scheming with Santa
I'm out here scheming with Santa
Have a holly jolly middle finger to your face
Christmas is a big disgrace
I'm out here scheming with Santa

[Verse: Shmandarin]
Santa's out for vengeance
With a bottle of Jack in hand
But “It's our time to shine”
Oh well
That's what he mentioned
You better run
Run away
Lock the doors
But leave the cookies out

[Hook]
I'm out here scheming with Santa
I'm out here scheming with Santa
Have a holly jolly middle finger to the face
Christmas is a big disgrace
I'm out here scheming with Santa
I'm out here scheming with Santa
I'm out here scheming with Santa
Have a holly jolly middle finger to the face
Christmas is a big disgrace
I'm out here scheming with Santa

[Bridge: Santa Claus & Shmandarin]
Ho ho
Hand me that guitar
Why
'Cause it's not going to be
A silent night for these folk
Wait
One, two, three

[Hook]
I'm out here scheming with Santa
I'm out here scheming with Santa
Have a holly jolly middle finger to the face
Christmas is a big disgrace
I'm out here scheming with Santa
I'm out here scheming with Santa
I'm out here scheming with Santa
Have a holly jolly middle finger to the face
Christmas is a big disgrace
I'm out here scheming with Santa