All rise
Daddy said
You're the one
You will conquer the world
Mama said
You're the one
Never trust any man
What the hell?
What the hell
Could I have learned
From these words?
All rise
I'm a judge now
You will write it down
A hundred times
On the front of your house
All rise
I'm a judge now
Finally just fine
Jumping around
Tamping the ground
All rise
I'm in charge now
And I won't allow anyone
To jump at my throat in my house
All rise
I'm a judge now
And no matter how
Good your intentions are
You just shut up
Game is over at this court
I got balls this time
I've collected your advice
Imma save it
In the trash
All rise
I'm a judge now
You will write it down
A hundred times
On the front of your house
All rise
I'm a judge now
Finally just fine
Jumping around
Tamping the ground
All rise
I'm in charge now
And I won't allow anyone
To jump at my throat in my house
All rise
I'm a judge now
And no matter how
Good your intentions are
You just shut up