Dear Diary

[Verse 1]
Though you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours
Dear Diary
There is no real me, only an entity
I occasionally box with Ricky at the Harvard club
Dear Diary
I like high heels, I want to fit in
My nightly bloodlust has overflowed into my days
That's Bone, and the lettering
Is something called Silian Rail

[Chorus]
I go American Psycho
I go American Psycho

[Verse 2]
I feel lethal on the verge of frenzy
Dear Diary
If you're so hungry, why don't you get a job?
(Is that Donald Trump's car?)
My mask of sanity is about to slip
Dear Diary
And I really can't stress blonde enough

[Bridge]
I killed Paul Allen with an axe in the face
Be a doll and just get me
Some mineral water, okay?

[Chorus]
Sometimes
I go American Psycho
American Psycho
I go American Psycho
American Psycho

[Outro]
I'm just a happy camper
I guess I'm a pretty sick guy
Inside doesn't matter
That's why nobody minds
When
I go American Psycho
American Psycho
Psycho, psycho
Psycho, American Psycho