1-800-P*$$Y

When she calls you
Do you wish it was me
When she texts you
Do you wish it was me
When she tastes you
Do you call my name
Imagine me in your brain

I'm on speed dial
Did you tell her too
Does she know what you dream
In that darkened room
Does she know it is my body that you wish was there
Slim thick waist and that long blonde hair

But she gets the bed
She gets the time
I get a call in the middle of the night
She gets the name
I get the line
That if you could change the circumstances I'd be next in line but this ain't

1-800-PUSSY
Get me when you want
I'm not getting money
For the time I got
Tell you if you pay me
Maybe we could talk
But this ain't 1-800-PUSSY
Get me when you want

When it's late night
Oh, you want me
But in the daylight
I don't even breathe
Get you all right
Then send you back
To the woman who, when you go out, yeah you pick up the tab

But she gets the bed
She gets the time
I get a call in the middle of the night
She gets the name
I get the line
That if you could change the circumstances I'd be next in line but this ain't

1-800-PUSSY
Get me when you want
I'm not getting money
For the time I got
Tell you if you pay me
Maybe we could talk
But this ain't 1-800-PUSSY
Get me when you want