12 Days of Christmas Destruction
Ryan Finnerty, Smosh
On the first day of the end of Christmas
The first thing I crossed off my list
Was killing a T-rex who was super pissed
On the second day of the end of Christmas
The next thing we frickin' did
Was burn down the very first cranberry field
On the third day of the end of Christmas
We got some rabid rats
And let them loose to eat all Santa hats
On the fourth day of the end of Christmas
We got a big-ass log
And we damaged the inventor of egg nog
On the fifth day of the end of Christmas
I got some rabid crows
And attacked an old lady who tied the first bow
On I guess the last day of the end of Christmas
We got a taser gun
And tased the shit out of George Washington