Nod

Smoke a smoke, Drink a Coke
Kill the Pope, Get a rope
Too much smog, Hit a dog
On the nod, OH MY GOD!!

What's your drug? Killed a bug
Elmer Fudd, What a stud
Sniffing glue, Pity the foo
One or two? Why so blue??

You're a fag, This a shag?
Don't be sad, Think you're bad
Smoke a rock, Take a walk
Drive a truck, Hate to fuck

Love to eat, Beat my meat
What a treat, Itch my feet
Drink old crow, You're a bro
Just say no, Gotta go!