Seasoning the Obese

[Verse 1]
Licking my chops
As the terror unfolds
Savor the sticky-sweet flavor of death
Searing your flesh
Now your pain is tenfold
Soon, you will be just a memorable breath

[Chorus]
The apple of my eye
Is an apple in your mouth
The king and I will feast
As we season the obese

[Verse 2]
Tender thoughts that I once had of us holding hands
Now become my tender morsel dressed in pecans
You are here to fill me up and satisfy my palate
There is nothing better than a human with a salad

[Chorus]
The apple of my eye
Is an apple in your mouth
The king and I will feast
As we season the obese

[Bridge]
Marination, conflagration
Coming to a boil
Skin begins to slough
As you fry in Wesson oil

Do you wanna fry?!

[Verse 1 Reprise]
Licking my chops
As the terror unfolds
Season the sticky-sweet flavor of death
Searing your flesh
Now your pain is tenfold
Soon, you will be just a memorable breath

[Chorus]
The apple of my eye
Is an apple in your mouth
The king and I will feast
As we season the obese

[Outro]
The apple of my eye
Is an apple in your mouth
The king and I will feast
As we season